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Har Kisi K Liye Hm Wish Nhi Krte

Mohabbat Mujhe Thi Usse Itni Sanam,
Yaado Mei DIL Tadapta Raha
Maut Bhi Meri Chahat kO Rok Na Saki
kabar Mei Bhi DIL Dhadakta Rha.

Mene PA Kar Use KHONA Nahi Chaha
YAAD Me Uski RONA Nahi Chaha
Usne Hame Sambhal Kar Nahi RAKHA
Warna Humne To Kabi Kisi Or Ka Hona Nhi Chaha

Har Kisi K Liye Hm Wish Nhi Krte
Ye Baat Hum Yahi Par Finish Nhi Krte
Agar Kabi Humara SMS Na Aye To
Ye Mat Sochna Ki Hum Apko Miss Nhi Krte
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Suhane Mausam Me Tera Sath ho

Nikal aaya chand bikhar gaye sitare
So gaye panchi so gaye nazare
Kho jao tum bhi mithe khwabo me
Aur dekho raat me sapne pyare-pyare.

Suhane Mausam Me Tera Sath ho
Mere Hatho Me Tera Hath Ho
Kuch Kahe Bager Hi Hum Ek-Dujhe Ki Baat Samjh Jaye
Kuch Aisa Humare Pyar Me Asar Ho

Jiyo Itna K
Marna muskil Ho Jaye
Haso Itna K
Rona Muskil Ho Jay
Kisi Ko Pana
Kismat Ki Baat H
Magar Chaho Itna Ki
Bhulana Muskil Ho Jaye
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Bhool Jao Beeta Hua Kal – Sms

Bhool Jao Beeta Hua Kal
Dil Me Basa Lo Aane Wala Pal
Muskurao Chahe Jo Ho Kal
Phir Khushiyan Hi Layega Agla Pal
Enjoy Pal-Pal & Har Pal..

Jab Aapka Naam Zuba Par Aata Hai
Pata Nahin Dil Kyon Muskurata Hai
Mil Jata Hai Dil Ko Sukun
Ke Koi Toh Apna Hai Jo Mann Me Khushi Lata Hai.

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Man in God’s shop-Lord what do u sell
God-Whatevr ur heart desires
Man-I want Money,Fame &Power
God smiled-Sory Son I sell seeds,not fruits.
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Bhul Jao Bita Hua Kal

Udas Nazro Me Khwab MiLenge,
Kahi Kante To kahi GuLab MiLenge,
Mere DIL Ki Kitab Ko Padh K To Dekho,
Kahi Apki Yad To Kahi Khud Aap MiLenge.

Bhul Jao Bita Hua Kal
Dil Me Basa Lo Aane Wala Pal
Muskurao Chahe Jo Ho Kal
Phir Khushiya Hi Layega Agla Pal,
So Enjoy PaL-PaL & Har PaL

ZinDagi MiLti He HiMMat WaLo Ko
KhuShi MiLti He TakDir WaLo Ko,
Pyar MiLta He DiL WaLo Ko
Or Ap JeSa DOST MiLta H NaSib
WaLo Ko..!!
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Ankho Me Nami He

Udas He Dil Or
Ankho Me Nami He
Jese Rutha He Asman
Or Khamosh Ye Zami He
Yad Na Karne Ki
Koi To Waja Batao
Naraz Ho Hmse
Ya Wakt Ki Kmi He.

Mohabbat K Din Na Honge
Waqt Ke Sath Hum Na Honge
Chahe Kisi Ko Kitna Bhi Pyar Kar Lo
Teri Yado Ke Hakdar Sirf Hum Honge

Jane Ke Baad Koi Wapas Nahi Aaya He
Kismat Me Likha Koi Badal Thodi Paya He
Janta Hu Tu Bhool Jayegi Mujhe
Tere Ishq Me Tujhe Itna Azmaya He
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Best Tamil SMS

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!



Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!



Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...


Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?


Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?


Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu...




Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

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Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

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7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

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Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

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Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

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Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

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Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu......

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"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"

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Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...

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Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

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Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...

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"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.

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Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL..

1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal...

2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.

3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku.

4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..

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The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_

Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_?

HahaHaha

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Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga...

Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...


Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...


Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..



Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...



"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.


Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL..

1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal...

2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.

3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku.

4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..


The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_

Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_?

HahaHaha

Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga...

Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...

Latest Tamil Love SMS

Tell your love to your lover(s) by sending these sweet Tamil SMS. Also some sad, infactuation and sogamana Tamil Kavithaigal are listed here.

Kaadhal
Kal thadukki vilunthathillai,
un kan thadukki vilunthuvitten... kaadhalil.
Submitted by s.saravanan on 26-Aug-2009

Kathal
Oru ponnu kidaikalenu feel pandravan ampalai kitaiyathu,
namala miss panitanu anda ponna feel panna vaikiravan than ampala.
Submitted by mathi from palani on 24-Aug-2009

Kadhal parvai
Unnai kaanum en kangalukku kooda theriyavillai, unnai kanpathu kanava illai nenaiva endru:
yean endral endrum ne,
en kanmun erupathal!
Submitted by stellarathin on 19-Aug-2009

Beautiful Tamil Kavithai
Malaiyin Mudivu Mannill!
Nathiyin Mudivu Kadalil!
Katturiyin Mudivu?
Athuve Nam Kathal!
Submitted by Submitted by Nandhu 19-August-2009 on 19-Aug-2009

Pirivu
Tholaivil irundhu PAASAM kaata vendam.
NEE Arugil irundhu sandai podu pothum,
my dear chellam.
Submitted by shalinideepan on 19-Aug-2009

kadal sms
uravha irunthal endro maranthirupen
uyirodu alava kalanthuvittai
eppati marapathu unnai?
Submitted by freshnimooventhan on 19-Aug-2009

Kadhal
Irundal inikkum,
illai endral kasakkum.
idhu illai endral,
valkai uppu sappai.
Submitted by Dinesh K on 16-Aug-2009

Un Idhayathi Noakki
Suriyanaai nee irundhalum,
Bhoomiyaga unnai sutri varuvaen,
Nee ennai suttu erikkum varai.
Submitted by SATHISH on 14-Aug-2009

Manasu
kathali manasu nilavu pola,
avan ninaivugal valarum theiyum orunal marainthe pogum.
aanal kathalan manasu vaanam pola,
nelava kathaliyum aval nenaivugal natchathiram pola niraithu irukum.
Submitted by aravinth on 3-August-2009

PAA(R)VAI
Ennavale!
Kallaai Iruntha Ean
Idhayathil Paa(r)vai
Eannum Uliyai Koondu
Azhagiya Silaiyai
Vaditthathu Kalaikkagavaa Illai
Eanmethu Konda Kadhalukkagava?
Submitted by Anantha Kumar. T(SMG) on 3-August-2009

thevai ellamal
thedi kondirukiren
yen dhevadhaiyai
thevai ellamal
unnmeethu kadhal...
Submitted by sujarun on 2-August-2009

paartha muthal naal
paartha muthal naal ninaivil illai.
paartha naal muthal ninaive illai.
Submitted by vishnavi on 1-August-2009

Kadhal Pirivu
un kangal ennum khandhathal
ennai katti izhuthai.
pinnar dhan therindadu
un idayam irumbendru.
Submitted by S.ABHISHEK on 1-August-2009

Kathal
aangallin kathal?
aayull varai.
penngallin kathal?
parents azhum varai.
Submitted by Dinesh (vallioor) on 31-July-2009

Nilal
Un pinnal Thirumbi Paar,
En Ninavugal Ellam Nilalaga,
Thodargirathu...
Submitted by MuraliPrema on 31-July-2009

Kallarai Maranam Sad SMS
Maraname Vanthalu Unnai
Marakkatha Ithaiyam Vendum.
Jananam Onru Irunthal Athil
Niye Vendum Uravaga Alla,
Uyiraga...
Submitted by MuraliPrema on 30-July-2009

Kallarai
En Kallaraiyai Katta Oru
Thuli Nir Thevaippattal
Un Kanneerai Kodu Appadi
Tharuvathu Enral Un Kathali
Enra Indhayathil Vaithu Kodu!
Submitted by MuraliPrema on 30-July-2009

Aangal Kathal
Manathai Parthu Varuvathu Than Kathal Engirirgal,
Pinbu Yen Mounamaga Irukkirirgal MUGATHTHAI Parththu.
Submitted by MuraliPrema on 30-July-2009

Kathal Sweet SMS
Intha Ulagil Nan Valibada Ethanai Theivangal Irunthalum,
Intha Ulagil Nan Olukathai Kadipidika Ethanai Mathangala Irunthalum,
Nan Kathalipatharku Intha Ulagil Nee Oruthi Than Irukindrai.
Submitted by Muthu kumar on 27-July-2009

Ettavathu athisayam
Ulaga adhisayam ealu,
anaal unnai partha pinbuthan therinthathu,
adhu ettu endru.
Submitted by kavthi kuppan on 30-July-2009

Romantic Love SMS in Tamil
En Ithayathil oonjal katti
dinamum Oonjal aadubavale,
Niruthi vidathe un aattathai,
Ninru vidum en ottam.

What is Kathal?
Operation illamal idayangal edammaarum idam!
Submitted by A. Sikkandhar on 11 May 2009.

Yaengum Manadhin Kavithai
Sollivida enni pala naal arugil varuven:
Undhan paarvai paarthadhum,
Adhu mattum podhum ena ninaithu vilagi viduven.
En manadhil ulladhu therindhum vilaiyaadum penne,
Nee etru kolvai endrey thodarkiren un nizhalai.
Thodarven enrum;
I LOVE YOU

Sad Tamil Love Kavithai
Oru penai unnidam athigamaga pesa anumathikathey:
Pin aval unai athigamaga pesa vaithu viduval "thaniyaga" .

KADHAL SMS
Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum thandanai.
"KADHAL"

Sad Tamil Kadhal Kavithai
Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu,
varaya therinthavan Buthisaali,
varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali.

Tamil Love SMS
Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni......
"Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu
un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Tamil Infactuation Kavithai
Kanngal paarvai'yai thirudina,
Udhadugal punnagaiyai thirudina,
Ennam varthaigalai thirudina,
Kavithaigal mozhiyai thirudina,
Anbe, ennai neeyum, unnai naanum,
Thirudi kondom.
Nam idhayangalai thirudiyadhu,
"Kadhal"

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Kalakkal SMS is a list of some funny kalakkal messages using which you can ''pattasu kelappalam''.

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Feelings to play with :(

From All The Toys In The World,
People Choose
"Feelings"
To Play With...!!

Broken trust is like melted chocolate

Broken Trust is like a melted Chocolate,
No matter how u tried to freeze it,
it will never return to its original Shape..!

Style of break up

Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p